24 years old, lives in Houston. He/Him cisgender. Demisexual(I think) Autistic. Amateur film and comic critic. Rants and jokes about pop culture in general. Favorite film is Let The Right One In, and Batman v Superman is the worst movie ever made. Obsessed with Doctor Who, favorite Doctors are 10 and 8. Loves Superman, Wonder Woman,
It’s a trend in your posts to threaten to do something in various peoples homes, such as the crocodile above. Do you know where where every popular content-creator lives? How do you know where every popular content-creator lives?
Superman, the embodiment of American Values, the beacon of Conservatism and Americana.Being used to push a political agenda that is the complete opposite of who he is as a character.
Just to be expected. Superman the embodiment of conservative American values can’t be a conservative or believe in conservative values in today’s world.Because GOD FORBID Superman stand for something!
Rather than flowing with the tide of the liberals who own the rights to him!
Superman’s very first story literally dubs him “Champion of the Oppressed.” He stops a wife beater from killing his wife and threatens a lobbyist.
Superman has literally never been a beacon of conservatism. Superman is meant to be an ideal. He’s aspirational. And he’s a goddamn immigrant created by two Jewish men who were the sons of immigrants.
Superman is not just a refugee, he’s an undocumented immigrant. Just because he’s white-passing and enjoys Ma Kent’s apple pie, that has never meant that he is not a refugee or an undocumented immigrant.
Though I hesitate to use the term because no human beings are illegal, he is quite literally an illegal alien.
YOU DON’T GET TO TELL PEOPLE WHETHER THEY CAN OR CAN’T BE A SUPERHERO
All you are
Is a rich guy in a cape with some fancy gadgets
Most of which you didn’t even invent yourself, given that Lucius Fox is the person who supplies your tech
Your not the fucking god of superheroes
AND KATE DEALT WITH THIS SITUATION BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD
KATE KANE JUST SAVED THE ENTIRE FUCKING CITY
The only thing
The ONLY thing that this asshole showing up did
Was escalate the situation
And nearly get Alice to activate the virus before Kate and Julia, the people who ACTUALLY saved the entire city of Gotham, were able to get the vaccine out here
Bruce Wayne’s utter stupidity, pigheadedness and ARROGANCE nearly cost the lives of EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD IN GOTHAM
And he’s got the fucking GALL to spout this self righteous horseshit at Kate?
“Strike Two” is her not wanting her sister to rot in that worthless hellhole of a “Hospital” that Bruce throws the freaks and monsters he beats the crap out of into?
Arkham Asylum
A dump that’s only claim to fame is that it was founded by a guy who wound up as its first fucking patient and that its most well known doctor is someone who fell in love with the Joker and became a supervillain?
Strike two is Kate not wanting her sister to end up as another victim of the craphole city that is Gotham’s little Supervillain Factory?
I hope the next arc has Kate and Renee leaving Gotham and going off to fight crime far away from Bruce and his bullshit
Bruce Wayne is marrying a woman who helped a mass murderer escape capture
Bruce Wayne has repeatedly willingly worked with cold blooded murderers like the Suicide Squad
But Kate not being willing to let him toss her sister in Arkham, apparently that’s “Going too far”
I wish Kate had called him out on this in this issue
I wish she’d told this asshole that he could go fuck himself
Kate Kane has accomplished more in the ten years she’s been around than Bruce has accomplished in the last TWENTY. She’s saved more lives in that time than Bruce has. She’s done it BETTER than Bruce ever has.
And Bruce giving shit about Kate wanting to protect someone she loves?
Oh hey Bruce…remember that time you put MILLIONS OF LIVES IN DANGER because you wanted to help the unrepentant mass murdering crimelord that is Two Face because he used to be your pal? Or the time you broke international law, invaded a sovreign country and SNAPPED A MANS SPINE (Also putting said man back on the path to being a full on supervillain after he’d given that life up thus putting your entire family in danger) all because you wanted to help someone you felt guilty about?
I could go on…after all I’ve only listed the colossal screw ups and selfish things Bruce did in the last YEAR
BATWOMAN IS A BETTER HERO THAN BATMAN
And she always has been
And Bruce needs to FUCK RIGHT OFF with his bullshit “Waaaaaaa if you don’t do what I say all the time I’ll take away ur superhero membership card” bullshit.
Superman, the embodiment of American Values, the beacon of Conservatism and Americana.Being used to push a political agenda that is the complete opposite of who he is as a character.
Just to be expected. Superman the embodiment of conservative American values can’t be a conservative or believe in conservative values in today’s world.Because GOD FORBID Superman stand for something!
Rather than flowing with the tide of the liberals who own the rights to him!
I honestly thought that the stupidest Fake Geek Boy bullshit I’d ever see was that twit who told Scott Snyder that he didn’t think Batman (BATMAN. BAT FUCKIN MAN) should have an “Anti gun agenda”
But no
I was wrong
Apparently the most hillariously idiotic Fake Geek Boy Bullshit I’m going to see in my lifetime is someone seriously thinking that Superman would be a Republican
DC’s heroes are not fucking Republicans. Because DC’s heroes believe in truth and justice. Not in torturing children, raping women and brutalising and abusing minorities.
If the Republican party is looking for a DC character that is like them I suggest they consider characters like Dr Psycho, Bloodsport or the Baron Blitzkrieg. They have a lot in common with the Republican party, in that they are also depraved repulsive rapists, fascist warmongers and worthless racist sacks of shit
Also Also
It’s impossible for a character to have “Conservative Values”
Because conservatives have no values
Because fascism, homophobia, rampant misogyny, frothing at the mouth racism and a willingness to let Donald Trump fuck your wife while he makes you watch so long as it means you stay in the White House aren’t what I or anyone else with a brain in their head would call values
Republicans have the “Values” of a cockroach. They also have about as much right to exist and about as much good or decent to offer the world or the human race as a cockroach
I have some Strong Opinions about assholes trying to turn characters like Superman or Captain America into right wing fascists because they have a three year olds grasp of what these characters are and represent
Superman, the embodiment of American Values, the beacon of Conservatism and Americana.Being used to push a political agenda that is the complete opposite of who he is as a character.
Just to be expected. Superman the embodiment of conservative American values can’t be a conservative or believe in conservative values in today’s world.Because GOD FORBID Superman stand for something!
Rather than flowing with the tide of the liberals who own the rights to him!
